Leave your toothpaste in the bathroom. Unbed rings until you walk over and scan it. By the time the noise stops, you're already standing — no decision required, and nothing to negotiate with at 7am.
You set this up once, on a normal afternoon when getting up isn't the problem yet.
Choose when and which days. Weekends stay yours unless you say otherwise.
Scan the barcode on your shampoo, your cereal, your coffee. Anything that lives in another room.
In the morning the alarm rings, and it keeps coming back until that barcode is scanned.
Math problems and memory games wake your mind while your body stays horizontal, and a mind that's awake at 7am is very good at arguing for five more minutes. A barcode across the room can't be solved from bed. There's nothing to be clever about — you either walk, or it keeps ringing.
Unbed does have a shake and a maths mission for people easing into it. It just doesn't pretend they're the same thing, and it tells you which ones actually get you vertical.
Most apps in this category promise an alarm you can't escape. iPhones don't work that way, and you'd find out the first morning. Here's the real shape of it.
Unbed counts the mornings you got up, and that number only ever goes up. Miss a day and nothing scolds you, nothing resets to zero, no screen tells you that you broke anything. Days you didn't set an alarm for don't count against you, and there are freezes for the weeks when you're ill or away.
This is a tool for people who find mornings genuinely hard. Guilt has already been tried.
One alarm and one barcode stay free forever — enough to actually get up every morning without paying anything. The subscription adds unlimited alarms and codes, every mission type, the anti-cheat checks, and the wider statistics. There's a full free month first, and no paywall standing between you and finding out whether it works.